{"id":3277,"date":"2016-01-06T19:30:30","date_gmt":"2016-01-06T18:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-teuber.info\/wordpress\/?p=3277"},"modified":"2016-01-06T14:24:19","modified_gmt":"2016-01-06T13:24:19","slug":"a-day-in-the-life-of-a-project-manager","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-teuber.info\/wordpress\/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-project-manager\/","title":{"rendered":"A Day in the Life of a Project Manager"},"content":{"rendered":"

A Day in the Life of a Project Manager<\/h3>\n

A project manager was out walking in the countryside one day when a frog called out to him. He bent down, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog called out again, saying, „If you kiss me I shall turn me back into a beautiful princess, and I’ll stay with you for a week as your mistress.“ <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The project manager took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. The frog called out once more, „If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for as long as you wish and do absolutely anything that you want. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Again the Project manager took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back. Finally, the frog demanded, „What’s the matter? You can turn me back into a beautiful princess, and I’ll stay with you for ever and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?“ to which the project manager replied, „Understand, I’m a project manager. I simply don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog …. that’s cool.“<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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