{"id":6591,"date":"2025-08-16T16:53:09","date_gmt":"2025-08-16T14:53:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sven-teuber.info\/wordpress\/?p=6591"},"modified":"2025-08-20T11:13:41","modified_gmt":"2025-08-20T09:13:41","slug":"ballade-du-tsar-en-carton-pate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-teuber.info\/wordpress\/ballade-du-tsar-en-carton-pate\/","title":{"rendered":"Ballade du Tsar en carton-p\u00e2te"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
\u00d4 petit Napol\u00e9on taill\u00e9 dans la cire,<\/div>\n
Dont l\u2019\u0153il vitreux singe un aigle imp\u00e9rial,<\/div>\n
Tu tr\u00f4nes, p\u00e2lichon, sur ton tr\u00f4ne de cire,<\/div>\n
Tel un jouet bris\u00e9 r\u00eavant d\u2019\u00eatre un colosse royal.<\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/div>\n
Nostalgique marmot des parades sovi\u00e9tiques,<\/div>\n
Tu joues \u00e0 ressusciter des spectres vermoulus;<\/div>\n
Tu repeins en rouge et bronze antique<\/div>\n
La carcasse rouill\u00e9e d\u2019un monde r\u00e9volu.<\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/div>\n
Ton peuple b\u00e2illonn\u00e9, r\u00e9duit au silence,<\/div>\n
N\u2019a pour chanson que ton jargon s\u00e9nile :<\/div>\n
\u00ab Guerre ? Jamais ! Non, op\u00e9ration sp\u00e9ciale en cadence ! \u00bb<\/div>\n
\u00d4 doux euph\u00e9misme, mascarade infantile.<\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/div>\n

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\u00a0<\/div>\n
Tu dresses des lois comme autant de b\u00e2illons :<\/div>\n
L\u2019arm\u00e9e qu\u2019on critique ? Sacril\u00e8ge impie !<\/div>\n
La foule qu\u2019on rassemble ? Voil\u00e0 r\u00e9bellion !<\/div>\n
Car le despote, craintif, redoute l\u2019harmonie.<\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/div>\n
Que de propagande ! Orchestre grotesque !<\/div>\n
Tambours de carton, trompettes en cuivre faux,<\/div>\n
O\u00f9 l\u2019on vante un empire grandiose et c\u00e9leste<\/div>\n
Alors qu\u2019il n\u2019est qu\u2019un marigot de corbeaux.<\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/div>\n
Et sur l\u2019Ukraine en flammes, ta main furibonde<\/div>\n
Verse des torrents de fer et de sang ;<\/div>\n
Mais tes exploits guerriers, vant\u00e9s par tes secondes,<\/div>\n
N\u2019accouchent que de ruines pleurant dans le vent.<\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/div>\n
\u00d4 Tsar de pacotille, tyran de bon march\u00e9,<\/div>\n
Ton nom s\u2019inscrira sur l\u2019\u00e9corce infamante,<\/div>\n
Aux c\u00f4t\u00e9s de ces rois dont l\u2019orgueil insens\u00e9<\/div>\n
Ne laissa pour royaume qu’une fosse b\u00e9ante.<\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/div>\n
Bient\u00f4t, peut-\u00eatre, ton univers en carton,<\/div>\n
Ces statues de pl\u00e2tre, ces drapeaux de fum\u00e9e,<\/div>\n
S\u2019effondreront d\u2019eux-m\u00eames, sans gloire ni clairon,<\/div>\n
Comme tombe un ch\u00e2teau qu\u2019un enfant a souffl\u00e9.<\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/div>\n
Natalia T.\u00a0 & Marc S.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00d4 petit Napol\u00e9on taill\u00e9 dans la cire, Dont l\u2019\u0153il vitreux singe un aigle imp\u00e9rial, Tu tr\u00f4nes, p\u00e2lichon, sur ton tr\u00f4ne de cire, Tel un jouet bris\u00e9 r\u00eavant d\u2019\u00eatre un colosse royal. \u00a0 Nostalgique marmot des parades sovi\u00e9tiques, Tu joues \u00e0 … Weiterlesen →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3057,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,3,924,502],"tags":[867,106,457],"class_list":["post-6591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-for-your-information","category-natalia-t","category-politik","tag-gedicht","tag-gesellschaft","tag-politik"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3CWBT-1Ij","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6622,"url":"https:\/\/sven-teuber.info\/wordpress\/ode-satirique-a-lautocrate-du-nord\/","url_meta":{"origin":6591,"position":0},"title":"Ode satirique \u00e0 l\u2019Autocrate du Nord","author":"Nataljia Vibescu","date":"20. 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