{"id":6622,"date":"2025-08-20T12:09:01","date_gmt":"2025-08-20T10:09:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sven-teuber.info\/wordpress\/?p=6622"},"modified":"2025-08-20T12:09:07","modified_gmt":"2025-08-20T10:09:07","slug":"ode-satirique-a-lautocrate-du-nord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-teuber.info\/wordpress\/ode-satirique-a-lautocrate-du-nord\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode satirique \u00e0 l\u2019Autocrate du Nord"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n
\u00d4 Prince miniature aux r\u00eaves d\u00e9mesur\u00e9s,<\/div>\n
C\u00e9sar d\u2019op\u00e9rette au front glac\u00e9 de l\u2019Est,<\/div>\n
Tu brandis des fant\u00f4mes jadis r\u00e9v\u00e9r\u00e9s,<\/div>\n
Et peins d\u2019or mensonger ton empire funeste.<\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/div>\n
Ton sceptre vermoulu tremble entre tes doigts secs,<\/div>\n
Quand, drap\u00e9 d\u2019oripeaux d\u2019un pass\u00e9 d\u00e9fra\u00eechi,<\/div>\n
Tu souffles \u00e0 ton peuple un discours cacochyme :<\/div>\n
„Ce n\u2019est point guerre \u2014 non, mais ballet des ba\u00efonnettes !“<\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

Ah ! que tes pan\u00e9gyres au ton d\u00e9lirant<\/div>\n
R\u00e9sonnent creux, tel l\u2019\u00e9cho dans une caverne :<\/div>\n
On y vante des triomphes fulgurants<\/div>\n
L\u00e0 o\u00f9 ne gisent que silences et cendres.<\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/div>\n
Tu proscris la parole, interdis l\u2019assembl\u00e9e,<\/div>\n
Jettes aux fers quiconque ose lever son c\u0153ur,<\/div>\n
Et d\u2019un d\u00e9cret frivole, au verbe polic\u00e9,<\/div>\n
Bannis jusqu\u2019\u00e0 l\u2019id\u00e9e d\u2019un malheur int\u00e9rieur.<\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/div>\n
\u00d4 p\u00e2le imitateur des fastes sovi\u00e9tiques,<\/div>\n
Tu r\u00eaves en secret de statues colossales,<\/div>\n
Erigeant sur la neige aust\u00e8re et nostalgique<\/div>\n
Un tr\u00f4ne fait de peur, de ruines et de r\u00e2les.<\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/div>\n
Mais l\u2019histoire, inflexible, \u00e9piera ton orgueil ;<\/div>\n
Chaque empire b\u00e2tit sa tombe avec ses gloires.<\/div>\n
Toi qui changes le nom des guerres en orgueil,<\/div>\n
Tu n\u2019\u00f4teras jamais le sang de la m\u00e9moire.<\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/div>\n
Et quand, dernier Titan de carton couronn\u00e9,<\/div>\n
Tu contempleras seul tes horizons fl\u00e9tris,<\/div>\n
Tu comprendras trop tard, dans ton palais gel\u00e9,<\/div>\n
Que les mensonges froids n\u2019engendrent point l\u2019infini.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00d4 Prince miniature aux r\u00eaves d\u00e9mesur\u00e9s, C\u00e9sar d\u2019op\u00e9rette au front glac\u00e9 de l\u2019Est, Tu brandis des fant\u00f4mes jadis r\u00e9v\u00e9r\u00e9s, Et peins d\u2019or mensonger ton empire funeste. \u00a0 Ton sceptre vermoulu tremble entre tes doigts secs, Quand, drap\u00e9 d\u2019oripeaux d\u2019un pass\u00e9 … Weiterlesen →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3057,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[924],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-natalia-t"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3CWBT-1IO","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6591,"url":"https:\/\/sven-teuber.info\/wordpress\/ballade-du-tsar-en-carton-pate\/","url_meta":{"origin":6622,"position":0},"title":"Ballade du Tsar en carton-p\u00e2te","author":"Nataljia Vibescu","date":"16. 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